"When you want my opinions, I'll beat them into you!"
"When you want my opinions, I'll beat them into
you!"
Latest Outrages |
| Oh! Danny Boy – We go looking for an open sit-down restaurant on a Sunday afternoon and find Cleveland is as closed-down on the Sabbath as Toranto on Good Friday. |
| BIG Science – My brother dares to go where no man has gone before, and pays the price for learning things man was not meant to know. |
| People to Hate – Yeah, in my book it's just about everybody, but at least I categorize 'em. |
| But They're Such Nice People – An incomplete account of my visit Germany on Metabo's dime. |
| Surfin' Succotash – The Internet is an ocean of knowledge an inch deep, and I almost drown. |
| Flameboy Follies – I attempt to tame British Thermal Units with hilarious results and third-degree burns. |
| Only the Pope – How is Superman like the Pope? It's not the pointy hat. |
| Folly of Heights – I don't have a fear of falling, just a fear of landing: Gravity never forgives. |
| Door Daze – I harness one of the four basic forces in the universe to raise a garage door. |
| 'Hog Wild – Remembrances of Groundhog Days past. |
| Flinging Pooh – Politicians love to sling this stuff [I'm not talking about Milne's lisping bear]. |
| Y2K – Yes, it's long past, but we were promised things for year deuce triple-oh and I want them, NOW! |
| Krap Overload – I've got 10% more krap than I have room to store it and city government isn't helping one whit. |
| A Moving Experience – Our migration from living according to the whims of a landlord to our Stately Manor. Just like the Joads, but backwards. Mighty backwards. |
